well i guess i should update this thing. i will just say that this has been a busy summer and just a busy year in general.  it is just slippin away toward winter and wonderful snowboarding. i cant wait!!!! saturday zane ryan and i all took our boards up to canton to get them all tuned up for the season. this is my favorite picture right now. lol got to love it.

 sittin here listening to the indians play the red sox. they are leading 4 to 0 in the 6th. i will leave you with one last thought.

GO TRIBE!!!!!!!!

Currently Listening Sounds Of Summer - The Very Best Of The Beach Boys By The Beach Boys see related

well spring is now here and summer is close. to say that it has snuck up on me would be an understatement. this is going to be a fast year and i dont like it. i need to slow down and enjoy the smaller thing in life. walking through the woods, enjoying nature, relaxing with close friends while having great conversations. these are all things that i need more of in my life. so i will have to work on it. hope you all have a wonderful week and welcome life with open arms this month.    peace to all

hey whats happening y'all?? i have really been neglecting this whole xanga thing but hey that means that i have a life right?  ha ha anyway, i found this and thought that it was amusing. if you are offended by it i am extremely sorry!  but hey, GET OVER IT!!!! 

A new sign in the Bank Lobby
reads :
Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles .

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts."


"After months of careful research, MALE
& FEMALE Procedures have been
developed . Please follow the Appropriate
steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter
PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
withdraw .
5. Retrieve card, cash and
receipt .
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


**********************************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part
is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the
machine .
3. Set parking brake, put the window
down .
4. Find handbag, remove all contents
on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will
call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8 Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
; with your PIN written on the inside back
page .
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct
PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate
wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check
register and place receipt in back of
checkbook .
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder , and place card into the slot
provided !
23. Give dirty look to irate male
driver
; waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull
off .
25. Redial person on cell pho ne.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
 

ha ha that still gives me a chuckle. hope you all are having a great spring. pease and harmony to all

greeting to you. hope your week is going good. here is a little something that may brighten it up for you because laughter is the best medicine. ha ha anyway, enjoy.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1.  A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2.  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be
afraid to cough.

3.  Clumsy?  Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4.  Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

5.  For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.


6.  Have a bad toothache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget
about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.  If it doesn't move and
should,
use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember:
* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

* If you woke up breathing, congratulations!  You get another chance.
*And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
when
you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Have a great week all!! peace out